farts

We'll go quietly like a silent fart.

我们就会像暗屁一样悄悄地走。

He smells like farts heavily masked by Axe body spray.

他闻起来简直就是身体喷雾混合着屁的味道。

Where did that old fart hide the key?

那个老家伙把钥匙藏哪去了？

But also besides put a few fart besides, whats were pulled.

可是也除了放几个屁之外, 什么也没有拉出来.

Keeps his house so clean you can't even fart.

他的房子搞得这么干净，连屁都不能放一个。

Man's word, like fart.

人的话，就象放屁。

Fart Two: The Analysis of Investigation Process and Results.

第二部分为课题的调查过程与结果分析。

If you can let out one hundred farts I will give you a screwdriver for free.

如果现在你能再放一百个屁,我就把这个钻子送给你,不要你的钱.

There's a scientific term for this totally common phenomenon, which we like to call a "brain fart.""Brain fart" is used to refer to a temporary mental lapse or failure to reason correctly.

这种非常普遍的现象有个学名，我们称之为“大脑短路”。“大脑短路”是指暂时的大脑失灵，无法正确地进行推断。

That's a real brain fart, isn't it?

真是让人头大，是吧？

Take care of the children, or they will get some brain farts to make you mass.

照顾好这些孩子, 否则他们会想出一些鬼点子把事情搞得一团糟.

It is a brain fart of walking in this forest.

她为自己一时脑子短路而说的话道歉。

Scientists say that the farts collected each day could produce enough energy to run a car or refrigerator for an entire 24 hours.

科学家说每天收集的奶牛的屁屁，就可以生产供小汽车或冰箱运转24小时的能量。

When those old farts miss days, you say nothing!

那几个老家伙说要请几天假你什么都没说!

Like kill an old fart, forge his will!

比如杀死一个老家伙，伪造他的遗嘱！

A period I like to call the "fart honeymoon".

我把这个阶段称为“屁的蜜月期”。

A smelly rotten-egg gas in farts controls blood pressure in mice, a new study finds.

放屁时散发如臭鸡蛋的臭味能控制老鼠血压, 一份新研究发现.

You ever fart so hard your back cracks?

你有放过这么响的屁吗？

Now Beijing only breathing and fart don't line up.

现在北京只有呼吸和放屁不用排队了。

The world's most popular digital fart machine!

世界上最流行的数字放屁机！

They got to get it all out because a lot of times dead people'll fart.

必须要把所有的口子都堵上，因为死人常常会放屁。

There was once a ghost, one day he put a fart and then died.

我就告诉他假装我刚放了一个很臭的屁。

Ok, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now.

好了，我来通一下你那塞住的脑子。

Or somebody made a chair that twitters when somebody farts.

还有人做了一个当人放屁时发推特消息的椅子。

He always comes up some brain fart that gets us into trouble.

他总是想出一些馊主意，给我们带来一堆麻烦。

Surprisingly, the king of farts managed to let out one hundred farts at one time.

说也奇怪, 这位[屁王]先生当真立刻断断续续的放了一百个屁.

If a mouse farts in this god damned minefield, I want his ass blown sky high!

如果哪个耗子把屁丢到这片天杀的雷区, 那我就希望这家夥的屁股崩到天上去!

If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here tonight.

如果我今晚听到有半点声音。

Hypocritical: looks like having it, however pass nothing, even a fart.

虚伪：好像是在大便，实际上连屁也没放一个。

Leonard ： Well, you did call him a glorified high school science teacher whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts.-

（glorified：美其名的science teacher：理科教员）你说他是被捧出来的高中理科老师。（experiment：试验lighting：点燃fart：屁）还说他上一次成功的试验是点燃了自己的屁。