blowjob

Sure, she's given you an amazing orgasm by just giving you a blowjob or a handjob.

的确，她只用嘴和手爱爱也能给你很美妙的性高潮。

Usually it is more like, "Oh my god, I got the sickest blowjob last night. . . " and that's the end of it.

通常是像这样，“天啊，昨天晚上吹箫真是糟透了……”然后，就没有了。

A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.

替警察吹吹喇叭会使女人逃过超速罚单。

To most people, that's downright cheeky: like a man getting a blowjob from your spouse while asking you to make him a cup of tea.

对大多数人而言，这是彻头彻尾的厚颜无耻：就像是，有个家伙让你家那位给他吹喇叭，同时又要求你给他泡杯茶。

Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

女人吹喇叭时会失控的呻吟。

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me blowjob.

今天我GF用给我咬来贿赂我，因为我们晚上要和她爸妈去吃饭。

A lot of men are totally blunt, and will say 'I like bigger tits than you've got', or 'How much for a blowjob? '

许多男人简直粗鲁到家了，他们会说‘我喜欢比你咪咪大的妞’，或‘来个口交要多少钱？’

Today, I inadvertently talked my girlfriend out of giving me a blowjob for my birthday. FML.

今天，我无意中说漏了女友在我生日的时候给我口活作为礼物的事。FML。

Stanford was getting a blowjob? l thought he would be.

史丹佛接受口交？我以为是他帮…

And I'm sorry about the delivery guy. I had no idea what that must have been like for you... until I walked in on Stanford getting a blowjob from Marcus.

快递员的事我很抱歉，我一直无法想像你的感受……直到我撞见马可斯帮史丹佛口交

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real.

今天，我意识到我有梦游症。上星期，那个我给我室友口交的梦，居然是他妈真的。

blowjob division belongs to the french kiss army. when french are nuked is called french toast.

“吹箫”部门隶属于法式吻军队。当法国人红果果时叫做法式土司。